"Germs are good for kids! They help build antibodies. When I was a kid, I never missed a day of school, because I ate a lot of dirty things." - Nate W.
"There are no special difficulties involved in playing a string instrument." - D___, a public school music teacher with whom I work, in a letter sent to all the 3rd graders in the school district.
"The thing I like the best about you is that you somehow always manage to keep the Brita [water filter] full." - FavoriteBoy