Roommate: (reading aloud from my blog) "FavoriteBoy helped me set up a wire shelf organizer thingy."
Me: Say that again!
Roommate: Wire shelf organizer thingy. By the way, I love how you call him FavoriteBoy on your blog.
Me: It's to preserve anonymity.
(And I try to never be sappy and go on and on about him. And he's awesome about not leaving sappy comments or anything like that.)
Anyway, everyone should be so lucky as to have a roommate with a British accent. She's the real thing.