on total eclipses and having babies and other unrepeatable life moments

Random work moment of the day:

My brother just walked past my desk and muttered to Dallas, standing nearby, "Could you just bring me my chapstick?"

Dallas said, "But my lips hurt real bad!"

I replied, "Just borrow some from the school nurse; I know she has like five sticks in her drawer."

"I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!"

And work returned to normal.