In the spirit of posting poetry, I've decided to add a really terrible one to the one I posted previously. This is a limerick, written by yours truly, back when I was in Jr. High I think.
There once was a man who did swear
He swore anytime, anywhere!
He started one day
A swear word to say
And he died right then and right there.
Hey, I tried. And it even has a moral.