Sarah, lying in bed working on homework on Shiny (my Macbook Pro): Hey, have you seen my Mendelssohn book? I can't find it anywhere.
Nathan: Where have you looked?
Sarah: Pretty much everywhere I can see from my vantage point lying here in bed.
Nathan: *rolls eyes*
Nathan: Why do people announce how much their babies weigh?
Sarah: I don't know, it's just a thing you do I guess.
Nathan: We will not tell anyone how much our baby weighs. If it is a boy, he would be ashamed to weigh so little, and if it is a girl, it would be impolite to discuss her weight publicly.
Sarah: Hey, when your head is on your pillow like that, our new white flannel pillowcases really bring out the white hairs you have coming in.
Nathan: !!!... why you little... !!!
Sarah: I feel like I look really fat these days.
Nathan: Well, I don't think you look fat at all, so if you average our perceptions, worse case scenario is you look a little fat.
Sarah: ... thanks? ...
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