Apple has more liquid cash and marketable securities than the U.S. government right now.
I'm not suggesting that Apple bail out the U.S. government or anything, oh, not at all. We all know that the government would just continue in their poor spending habits and blow through Apple's cash, too.
Instead, I suggest the following:
Apple should buy America. We can become the United States of American Apples. And since Apple has so much money, every American can have a free computer! A free iPhone! A free iPod!
Oh wait... that's the kind of mentality that got us into this situation in the first place.