Thursday, August 4, 2011

America vs. Apple

Have you heard the news?

Apple has more liquid cash and marketable securities than the U.S. government right now.

I'm not suggesting that Apple bail out the U.S. government or anything, oh, not at all. We all know that the government would just continue in their poor spending habits and blow through Apple's cash, too.

Instead, I suggest the following:

Apple should buy America. We can become the United States of American Apples. And since Apple has so much money, every American can have a free computer! A free iPhone! A free iPod!

Oh wait... that's the kind of mentality that got us into this situation in the first place.



  1. I've decided that I need to stop reading the news. It just keeps making me mad. So many stupid many cynical observations.

  2. I love it! Of course we'd argue over whether everybody was entitled to a free ipod, or just one per family, or just for married people, or whatnot, but generally it's a fabulous idea. Or sell Apple the National Parks, could become the iNational Parks, the Grand iCanyon or something like that?