FavoriteBoy: Hey babe, don't you think you should call your doctor, since you've taken all the antibiotics she gave you and your ear infection is still bothering you?
SarahMarie: No, I think it's better. My ear hurts a little, but it'll probably take some time for the fluid to go away even if the infection is gone.
FavoriteBoy: What makes you say that? Are you sure?
SarahMarie (smugly): Educated guess.
FavoriteBoy: Educated by what?
SarahMarie: Hey, I'm educated!
FavoriteBoy: An "educated guess" doesn't mean a random guess made by an educated person, dear.