Every night Nathan gets to do the final "doody duty" of the day: Nell's last diaper change before the pajamas go on and the last nursing session of the evening commences. Tonight's was particularly unpleasant for Nathan, as Nell deposited quite a magnificent poop in her diaper right before bedtime.
After changing it, Nathan declared, "That was the worst thing I have ever seen or heard of in my life."
I replied, "Worse than a dead body? Worse than mass murder? Worse than the worst evils in human history?"
And Nathan answered, "Yes, yes! Obviously! You saw it! Why are you even asking me these questions?"